You know I feel it wouldn't be right to do a blog without a generic Monday is load of balls post. And not gonna lie, there is very little to get excited about on a Monday. Working in an office, Mondays are a mine field. You have to ask fellow co-workers if they have had … Continue reading Generic Monday Hate Post
Straight up going to firstly clarify I mean that in the furthest sense of anti LGBT meaning ever. Girls you love and be who ever the hell you want. Got no issue. Meg Turney if you are listening... HMU. And so, what I mean is, as a rule - I bloody hate girls. It takes … Continue reading Girls.
"WE ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY ROBOTS" "KIDS DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ANYMORE" "IF THE INTERNET DIES...WE ALL DIE" This is literally the shit I hear on the daily from me ol' Mumma. She is like an older, more eccentric version of Jen from IT Crowd. (If you don't know what IT … Continue reading Tech-Strodinary
Behold. You are about to witness history. I am going to issue an apology to all those who drink Soya/Almond/Oat milk out of choice and not because they have crippling dairy intolerance. I don't know what came over me. Well, actually I do. It was the realisation of an additional stone in weight came over … Continue reading Am I A Hipster?!
Now I am one of those dippy wet ends that loves the Tate Modern, well written prose and 'Emo/pop punk" music. I'm one of those people that says "it speaks to me on a deep emotional level man". So you can only imagine my unbridled giddy excitement counting down the days to see Fall Out … Continue reading Soul Music
I am beat. After the last few months of trying to actually be a "Girl" I throw the towel in. I just have my own style which affectionately I suppose my boyfriend has coined "Lil Bish". Sometimes I manage to glue my false eyelashes on. Sometimes I flick them across the room and admit defeat. … Continue reading Can’t Girl For Shit
I decided to have a day off on Sunday. I told my S.O that I wanted to literally just wake up and do sweet FA all day. Was really looking forward to it. The thought of just 'chillaxin'... kicking back... Perfect. Take some time out of work, study (scored a sweet 97% and 83% on … Continue reading Having A Day Off
I normally don’t have to drag my sorry backside out of bed until at least 7am of a morning at the latest. And even then, I can still sit in my pyjamas and contemplate if I do really need a job. However, I am then briefly reminded by the vast array of ‘slap’ I feel … Continue reading Commuting
I am a woman. A strong independent women. Ask my left half. He hears this a thousand times a day when I refuse his offers of help. Just because I have a vagina and a pair of breasts doesn't mean I can't open a door for myself or carry my food shop in from the … Continue reading This Women’s Rights Thing
"What a lovely afternoon to be sat snuggled up on the sofa doing my Uni Degree work." A phrase I never thought I could see myself saying. I was so excited when I finished my equine studies at 20 after a permanent slog of education since primary school. 15 years of my precious, and at … Continue reading Too cool for school