Straight up going to firstly clarify I mean that in the furthest sense of anti LGBT meaning ever. Girls you love and be who ever the hell you want. Got no issue. Meg Turney if you are listening... HMU. And so, what I mean is, as a rule - I bloody hate girls. It takes … Continue reading Girls.
"WE ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY ROBOTS" "KIDS DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ANYMORE" "IF THE INTERNET DIES...WE ALL DIE" This is literally the shit I hear on the daily from me ol' Mumma. She is like an older, more eccentric version of Jen from IT Crowd. (If you don't know what IT … Continue reading Tech-Strodinary
Behold. You are about to witness history. I am going to issue an apology to all those who drink Soya/Almond/Oat milk out of choice and not because they have crippling dairy intolerance. I don't know what came over me. Well, actually I do. It was the realisation of an additional stone in weight came over … Continue reading Am I A Hipster?!
"What a lovely afternoon to be sat snuggled up on the sofa doing my Uni Degree work." A phrase I never thought I could see myself saying. I was so excited when I finished my equine studies at 20 after a permanent slog of education since primary school. 15 years of my precious, and at … Continue reading Too cool for school